Paper cuts and tomato juice.

Way back a million years ago, I used to work at Burger King. Started when I was eighteen, thanks to my bestie who was already working there. Ultimately I became somewhat of a “wiz” on “Boards,” (sandwich prep,) putting my skills to work through many a meal rush because I was one of the fastest […]

Happy Feaster

Today is Easter, one of the holidays where food plays a huge part of the celebration. From deviled eggs to chocolate bunnies, to that great big Easter ham, this holiday, for me, has always been one of indulgence. Maybe that’s why I have always liked holidays so much. I can get away with behavior for […]

Patterns and Pitfalls

This was my first week back to work and it has been a tough one. I didn’t make it a full 40 hours, some days I was lucky to make it to Hour Six. I wore out easier, which I was forewarned through my HysterSisters could happen. I aced that job initially thanks to my […]

Diagnosis: Fat

Yesterday I went to the doctor for two things: my ongoing and increasing back pain and horrendous menstrual periods, which I wanted to ensure didn’t have anything to do with each other. The reason for this was because I had started to see some progress with my back, but another hellish cycle struck and I […]

Patience is a virtue… that I don’t have.

It should probably go without saying that I like things done. I like to cross things off lists. I like to shift things from the To Do pile to the Done pile with relative speed and efficiency. It’s one of the things that make me such a prolific writer, having completed 33 novels, 28 of […]